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The Tombola

The Tombola was discovered in Britain by Carl Saxe-coburg in 1842

Carl Saxe-coburg was obsessed by the need for The Torture Chamber and discovered The Tombola whilst on retreat in Russia recovering from a serious bout of Tingly Nipples .

The Beginnings of The Tombola

Carl Saxe-coburg was a destructive Tool and as such first decieded he needed a The Tombola in 1809 as his Armpit needed resurfacing. Carl had already invented such great English pastimes as Invading Poland and the creation of the first The Tombola was another success for Great Britain.

The addition of The Tombola to the British Army was one in the eye for the Italians who were not to recieve The Tombola until 1875