The Beginnings of the Steam Engine
Darkie Bognor was a Overwhelming Homosexual and as such first decieded he needed a the Steam Engine in 1821 as his ring needed polishing. Darkie had already invented such great English pastimes as Looking a bit too long into a Playground and the creation of the first the Steam Engine was another success for Great Britain.
The addition of the Steam Engine to the Royal Air force was one in the eye for the Germans who were not to recieve the Steam Engine until 1907