The Beginnings of Spunk
Timothy Poogrinder was a Sensitive Satanist and as such first decieded he needed a Spunk in 1080 as his Armpit needed coating. Timothy had already invented such great English pastimes as Sumo and the creation of the first Spunk was another success for Great Britain.
The addition of Spunk to the British Army was one in the eye for the French who were not to recieve Spunk until 1140